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Things That Irritate Girls: A Rebuttal

Someone made the gross error of linking me to this: http://collegecandy.com/2012/05/07/17-things-that-irritate-girls-about-guys/

It’s time to tear it apart Laughing Troll style. Some psycho cunt definitely wrote this, and the comments are full of feminism-whipped crybabies who have no testicles but think they’re “real men” because they cow to women like this. If you’re one of those types of guys, please swallow a shotgun barrel.

1) If a guy missed your call, he’s probably TOO BUSY TO ANSWER THE PHONE, hence texting back. Needy freak.

4) Because intimacy isn’t a spectator sport and nobody wants to watch a guy tongue-wrestle his woman while you’re trying to hang out. You also don’t have to play territory games around your friends, and if a woman needs constant reaffirmation that  you love her, she’s fucking nuts.

5) Compromise is fine when you’re actually in a serious long term committed relationship, but when you’re dating or just fuckbuddies, don’t expect him to put his long term commitments on hold for you when he’s known you for 2 months.

7) Some guys don’t believe in being uncontrollably attached to their phones, you know, because they’re MEN. They also (BIG SHOCK I KNOW) might have commitments outside YOU. And if you’re as needy as the chick who wrote this, be happy you got a text back at all.

8) Being a needy freak and then trying to justify your neediness as “common courtesy” is psycho talk. Please die.

10) As I said above; if you’ve just met the guy, or been dating for a couple weeks, APPRECIATE any compromises he’ll give you. He has commitments WAY older than your relationship with him and if he starts shirking them then it could really fuck his life up. Plus then he’ll be a pussy for not taking care of business and you’ll just jump ship like the psychotic whore you are.

11) Don’t fucking project. If he’s a real man, he accepts his ego and knows exactly who he is and where he stands, and doesn’t attach it to bullshit things that don’t matter. He acts like he doesn’t care, BECAUSE HE FUCKING DOESN’T. And if he does do passive aggressive shit like this, then lose him, because you’d be a moron for staying with a mangina like that.

13) This is written as if the hypothetical couple in question is hosting together, therefore, as a cohost, you should fend for yourself and tend to your guests, JUST LIKE HE IS. And if you’re not hosting together, as in you just started dating, then why would you expect special treatment above his best friends whom he’s known for years? Wait till things get more serious before you start having wife arguments with him. Fucking kids these days I swear…

14) Planning a night out? Is he your gay BFF or your boyfriend for Christ’s sake? How is this even a complaint? “Hey wanna get dinner at the Chinese place and hit the movies?” who in god’s name DOESN’T do that? It’s like you want him to put in the same amount of effort he would in directing a movie or planning a wedding. Psycho.

15) There are 3 reasons this would happen. 1) He doesn’t, and you’re (likely) deluding yourself because you’re a psycho. 2) She has shit on him and could fuck up his life if he doesn’t take her feelings into account, like if they have a kid together and SHE’S a psycho too. 3) Unlikely, but he still wants her and you’re just filling the gap until he can get her back; this does happen and you should lose the fag if this is true, but don’t immediately JUMP to this one.

16) 2 important parts to this one. 1) YOU JUST STARTED, and 2) SEEING THIS GUY. So someone you JUST MET, and AREN’T MARRIED TO OR HAVE ANY SERIOUS COMMITMENT WITH and you expect him to be as loyal as your husband of 50 years, while he’s gooned? Lady you ARE a needy psycho and guys need to run like crazy from you.

17) Um, no. If you don’t ask, she might not know, many whores are this selfish and self-centered and if she wants your face in her taco (usually a necessity in this day and age), then she better be prepared to swallow the salami.

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